VBF-12 Jez
VBF-12 
"Never in the face of human conflict has so much been owed by so many to so few." W.Churchill
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Post by VBF-12 Jez on Jul 15, 2006 9:16:32 GMT -5
This country is fecking crazy...im telling ya LOL ill write more soon lolololo
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Post by VBF-12 Sluggo on Jul 16, 2006 8:16:11 GMT -5
The official guide for drinking with commonwealth mates.
If you are not part of the commonwealth and find yourself drinking with them here are some guidlines.
1. Canadians. Canadians drink strong beer. However, then tend to drink a lot of them and then pass out. Ability to hang with them = 100%
2. South Africans. Mostly concerned with getting laid. Ability to hang = 100%
3. New Zelanders. Very rare but somewhat crazy. Will surprise you occasionally if AUstralian blood is present. Ability to hang 95%
4. Scottish. The Scots move to the hard stuff. They will tend to fight when given the opportunity. Ability to hang 90%
5. English. Warm beer leads to a steady buzz all day long. large blatter is needed. Never ever talk about football or wear burberry. Ability to hang 85%
6. Australians. The Aussies drink from sunrise. If in America hang close as you will get laid. If an American in AUstrialia stay close as you will get laid. *WARNING* after getting laid Australians will drink more and then BREAK THINGS. (things being anything that is lying about). Copy the accent as it will come in handy later. Depends 50-90%
7. Irish, it is an extreamly bad idea to drink with the Irish. 0%
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VBF-12 Jez
VBF-12
"Never in the face of human conflict has so much been owed by so many to so few." W.Churchill
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Post by VBF-12 Jez on Jul 25, 2006 16:46:14 GMT -5
yeah Slug...like old saying says "God created alcohol that irishmen could ruin the world" and thats true...Dublin is nice place but seems to a bit boring for a long term, I am working as a bar manager in irish local pub, and belive me i wasnt expected how irish-english is hard...but now is much better, and i am happy that i got this job instead of finding something in more touristic place....i ve got few good friends here and the local customers are alweys likely to get me drunk after job,im writing this during my break at work so i have to be short...anyway ill write more in short.
miss ya guys
Jez
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