Post by VBF-12 MR26 on Dec 28, 2020 17:39:45 GMT -5
ATTENTION ON DECK!!!
2LT KW, Front and center...
Here is our new transfer from -332FG-. His name is KW...I call him shithead, but occasionally by his callsign when I'm feeling generous. He comes with high recommendations from flight school and his previous Army / Airforce squadron (*puke*) chain of command. 2LT ESCO and 2LT Kluckin', share the latrine duties, KP, FOD detail, and deck swabbing duties with the new guy as usual. Make sure the FNG pulls his weight around here!!! 2LT ESCO, show him around and make sure he gets acquainted with all the SOPs in the air and around the ship, also give him a informal rundown of enemy TTPs. Make sure he knows what is off limits and the restricted areas, so we don't have another "Dildo" incident in the VIP lounge like last month, ain't that right 2LT Kluckin'? MAJ UnionJak is tired of all the article 15 and counseling statement paperwork!!! Everyone else, give him a warm welcome!!!
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2LT KW,
Here is your sleeping quarters, lucky fucker, you get a bunk all to yourself! Stow your shit away, get your affairs in order, get some chow, immediately get your in-processing packet squared away and turned into the XO (register on official IL2 site with VBF-12_ tags, register on the VBF-12 forums and register on Combat Box stats page.), and then get some sleep. Report to the main deck for PT with me at 0400, chow in the mess hall at 0500 (for your own good, stay the fuck out of the VIP Lounge, and don't do everthing 2LT ESCO and 2LT Kluckin' tell you to do, especially if you think it will get you in trouble!!! You have been warned!), orientation in Outryder Hall at 0600, and a familiarization flight with CPT Gosling NLT 0900, gunnery practice with CPT Snake and "bomb the buoy" time with CPT Daduck, all which is a UTC event. They will also go over enemy TTPs after your flights. Figure some free space in between those hardtimes to stop in and introduce yourself to the Skipper and the XO in a formal fashion. The XO is gonna have alot of paperwork and FMs for you to sign and read. CPT Stick will contact you and hand receipt you your gear (nose art and skins) when he gets a chance. If you have any questions, SOP is to get your 2 quart, assume a good front lean and rest position, and push until YOU figure it out. BPT address follow on instructions from your new CoC. Now, welcome aboard and get the fuck out of my face maggot....
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CDR Whitey,
My contacts from -332FG- said that this kid has massive potential, is a team player, has keen eyes and he is very fast learner, he had to transfer to us because of manning issues on our MTOE. I suggest we get him on reverse cycle and have him fly the night shift with me, Snake, ESCO and Kluckin. I was told he came from a fighter squadron, therefore he has that fighter jock mentality, but will be able to adapt to both roles as a fighter and ground pounder. He will contact you and Stick to review his in-processing packet and hand receipts (desired nose art, IL2 stats on the server permissions, skins, etc...) as instructed. Awaiting your guidance.
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2LT KW, Front and center...
Here is our new transfer from -332FG-. His name is KW...I call him shithead, but occasionally by his callsign when I'm feeling generous. He comes with high recommendations from flight school and his previous Army / Airforce squadron (*puke*) chain of command. 2LT ESCO and 2LT Kluckin', share the latrine duties, KP, FOD detail, and deck swabbing duties with the new guy as usual. Make sure the FNG pulls his weight around here!!! 2LT ESCO, show him around and make sure he gets acquainted with all the SOPs in the air and around the ship, also give him a informal rundown of enemy TTPs. Make sure he knows what is off limits and the restricted areas, so we don't have another "Dildo" incident in the VIP lounge like last month, ain't that right 2LT Kluckin'? MAJ UnionJak is tired of all the article 15 and counseling statement paperwork!!! Everyone else, give him a warm welcome!!!
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2LT KW,
Here is your sleeping quarters, lucky fucker, you get a bunk all to yourself! Stow your shit away, get your affairs in order, get some chow, immediately get your in-processing packet squared away and turned into the XO (register on official IL2 site with VBF-12_ tags, register on the VBF-12 forums and register on Combat Box stats page.), and then get some sleep. Report to the main deck for PT with me at 0400, chow in the mess hall at 0500 (for your own good, stay the fuck out of the VIP Lounge, and don't do everthing 2LT ESCO and 2LT Kluckin' tell you to do, especially if you think it will get you in trouble!!! You have been warned!), orientation in Outryder Hall at 0600, and a familiarization flight with CPT Gosling NLT 0900, gunnery practice with CPT Snake and "bomb the buoy" time with CPT Daduck, all which is a UTC event. They will also go over enemy TTPs after your flights. Figure some free space in between those hardtimes to stop in and introduce yourself to the Skipper and the XO in a formal fashion. The XO is gonna have alot of paperwork and FMs for you to sign and read. CPT Stick will contact you and hand receipt you your gear (nose art and skins) when he gets a chance. If you have any questions, SOP is to get your 2 quart, assume a good front lean and rest position, and push until YOU figure it out. BPT address follow on instructions from your new CoC. Now, welcome aboard and get the fuck out of my face maggot....
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CDR Whitey,
My contacts from -332FG- said that this kid has massive potential, is a team player, has keen eyes and he is very fast learner, he had to transfer to us because of manning issues on our MTOE. I suggest we get him on reverse cycle and have him fly the night shift with me, Snake, ESCO and Kluckin. I was told he came from a fighter squadron, therefore he has that fighter jock mentality, but will be able to adapt to both roles as a fighter and ground pounder. He will contact you and Stick to review his in-processing packet and hand receipts (desired nose art, IL2 stats on the server permissions, skins, etc...) as instructed. Awaiting your guidance.
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